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  • If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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  • Friends with consequences.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.