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Ah, the eternal struggle between adulthood and the desire for infinite weekends 🤔🎤 "Work again? I believe we've had this conversation before… like, daily?" 😆 #AdultingFeels #MondayBlues

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

53 shares on Slack this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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People text you when you look good in photos.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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