Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
  • Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
  • I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.