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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

520 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,113

Funny Quotes Topics

17,264

Funny Quotes Images

15,113

Dec 25, 2025

4,057

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Making waves on TikTok:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Trending via Telegram:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Trending via Reddit:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Just shared via Facebook:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Just landed via WeChat:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Making waves on Reddit:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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2 months ago

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75 shares on Messenger this month:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

85 shares on Threads this month:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

60 shares on Slack this month:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

95 shares on Slack this month:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

87 shares on X this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

520 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,113

Funny Quotes Topics

17,264

Funny Quotes Images

15,113

Updated

Dec 25, 2025

Users Online

4,004

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Going bananas on Slack:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Shared recently on YouTube:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Trending via Instagram:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Live now on Pinterest:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Shared recently on Twitch:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Going viral on Discord:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Just landed via Facebook:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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