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  • January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.
  • Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.
  • I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.
  • I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
  • I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.
  • “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.