You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.