Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
  • People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
  • I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.
  • Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.
  • My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
  • What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.