You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.