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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Going viral on X:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Just shared via Snapchat:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

Making waves on Instagram:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Trending via YouTube:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Just landed via Pinterest:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Spotted on Instagram:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Playful quote about exploring and discussing soups in your 20s, humorously highlighting culinary curiosity.

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Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

20 shares on YouTube this month:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Trending via WeChat:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Trending via Instagram:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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