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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Trending via Discord:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Making waves on YouTube:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Making waves on Threads:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Breaking via Slack:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Going viral on Messenger:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Live now on Slack:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Just landed via Facebook:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Trending via Instagram:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Just shared via Threads:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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