Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.