Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
  • Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.
  • I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
  • The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.
  • I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.
  • I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.