You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.