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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.