You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I’m hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn’t mean it’s all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don’t flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager