You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’. l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside. Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear? My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him. My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.