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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, house, humor, irony, me, observation, outside, self-importance, think, tree, vain on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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