If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Commentary:
🤔💡 “So, in a world where we’re constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!”

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