No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.