Nobody rots in bed like I do. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNobody rots in bed like I do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are. I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.
