The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.