Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.