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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Going viral on X:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Live now on Pinterest:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Reported on X:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Going viral on X:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.
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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Making waves on Twitch:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Spotted on Twitch:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Spotted on TikTok:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Trending via TikTok:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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