You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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I overthink, therefore I am.