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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.