Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.