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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Shared recently on Slack:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Shared recently on Threads:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Spotted on X:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Just landed via Slack:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Reported on Discord:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Just landed via WeChat:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Going viral on Instagram:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Live now on Telegram:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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