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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.