Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old existential question about men and their sneezes! 🤔👴🤧 Do we need to start measuring sneeze decibels to predict when the explosion might happen? 📏💥🤯 Stay tuned for the booming conclusion of this sneeze saga! 😂👃 #SneezeVolumeExploding”

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