A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all. I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me. Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.