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  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?
  • Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
  • Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.