Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
  • Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
  • Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
  • I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.
  • I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.