Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.