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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Making waves on X:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Making waves on YouTube:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Just landed via Telegram:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Live now on Facebook:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Live now on Instagram:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.
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🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫

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22 shares on Twitch this month:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Live now on Slack:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Seen just now on YouTube:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Just landed via Discord:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Going viral on X:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Trending via Telegram:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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