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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with…

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with…

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🐶 "Our dogs see us as dedicated full-time playmates, always ready for a game of fetch or a belly rub. Meanwhile, our cats just assume we're part of the 'sleeping 18 hours a day' club. Hey, at least we're keeping them entertained with our unemployment shenanigans!" 😺 #FurBabyPerspectives

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, dog, fired, job, lazy, spend, think, time on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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