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  • If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.
  • Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
  • Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
  • I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.
  • The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
  • When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.