Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?