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  • To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.
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  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.
  • This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.