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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Just landed via Slack:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Starting to think business is standing on me.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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