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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearnin…

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearnin…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect strain to ease the yearning! 🌿💭 Perhaps they'll prescribe you a dose of 'Chill Pill' or 'Zen Master' to silence those cravings. Just remember to inhale responsibly! 😄🌿 #PotentYearningRemedy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, cannabis, dispensary, humor, longing, question, stop, strain, yearning on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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