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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Going viral on X:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Seen just now on Discord:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Spotted on Threads:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Live now on Reddit:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Alexa, mute my children.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

100 shares on Discord this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

46 shares on Instagram this month:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Dear music, thanks!

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Shared recently on X:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Going bananas on Slack:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Live now on Threads:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Live now on Snapchat:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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