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55 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Trending via WhatsApp:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Trending via Snapchat:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Just landed via TikTok:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Just shared via X:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Going viral on Threads:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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