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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, blocking, enough, humor, i, lice, petty, relationships, revenge, someone, spite, want on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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