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"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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2 months ago

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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3 months ago

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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2 months ago

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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2 months ago

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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2 months ago

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

78 shares on WeChat this month:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Going viral on Slack:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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