Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.