Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
  • I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.
  • How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?
  • Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.
  • Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.