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"Well, thank you for the observation, Captain Obvious! 🙄 My mirror and I have already had this discussion. 💁‍♂️✨ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly, you need some new glasses! 👓😂"

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31 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

83 shares on Slack this month:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

43 shares on Threads this month:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Going viral on X:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Shared recently on X:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Trending via Snapchat:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Freshly posted on Discord:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Making waves on Threads:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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