AUSTIN—In a groundbreaking move, wellness coaches nationwide now suggest canceling plans as “the ultimate form of self-care,” sparking joy in the hearts of introverts everywhere. “Frankly, it’s a relief,” said local resident Emily Bright. “With my Google Calendar haunted by ghost meetings, canceling feels like a mini-vacation.” This new trend marks a cultural shift, one couch at a time.

“Canceling plans is the adult equivalent of snow days,” mused therapist Doug Melville, who emphasized that the thrill of a last-minute cancellation is nearing levels of gif-worthy meme potential. “It’s like getting an unexpected day off without the hassle of wearing PJs outside to check the mail!” The rise of this joyous phenomenon leaves calendars emptier but spirits fuller.

Reports indicate a dramatic increase in people experiencing ‘Cancellation Euphoria,’ a pleasure akin to sipping a hot latte on a crisp morning. “Finally, a guilt-free escape explained convincingly,” Bright added, now an advocate of this restorative practice. Experts acknowledge uniquely evolved resilience: embracing disappointment as delightful. In conclusion, the buzz around this “self-care revolution” promises a brighter, albeit more predictably spontaneous, future for wellness seekers worldwide.