Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.
  • When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.