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"Cheer up, my friend! Remember, your biggest mistake is like a surprise party waiting to happen. Just make sure to bring cake and balloons!"

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53 shares on Reddit this month:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Going viral on Instagram:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Making waves on Reddit:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Going viral on Facebook:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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