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"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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44 shares on Threads this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

62 shares on X this month:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

18 shares on YouTube this month:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

81 shares on Slack this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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