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"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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42 shares on Reddit this month:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

56 shares on X this month:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

50 shares on TikTok this month:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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