Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Your opinions are not my business.