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"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"

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94 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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Fries, not lies.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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