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  • Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.
  • Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.
  • Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.
  • Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
  • I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.
  • I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.