Trendy Funny Quotes

  • At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
  • When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
  • That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
  • I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.
  • I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.