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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.