Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro. Funny Quotes May 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCouldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet. Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.
