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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Going viral on WeChat:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Just shared via Messenger:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Breaking via Threads:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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59 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Social media is mental suicide.

38 shares on Discord this month:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

19 shares on Messenger this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Breaking via TikTok:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Going viral on Threads:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Just landed via Threads:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Shared recently on Slack:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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