Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.