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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Work for a living? In this economy?

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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