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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.