Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
  • Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.
  • Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.