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  • When someone dies people say β€œhe’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
  • If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?
  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
  • When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
  • I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.
  • I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.