funny civilization quotes - Wordgag

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

May 29, 2026

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

May 27, 2026

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

May 25, 2026

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

May 22, 2026

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

May 22, 2026

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

May 19, 2026