Commentary:
Navigating the end times one "meh" at a time 😅🤷♂️🍕
Funny civilization quotes
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.
Commentary:
"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"
Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
Commentary:
"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"
When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.
Commentary:
"Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"
I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
Commentary:
Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact
We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.
Commentary:
Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦♂️✨