Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.