Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?