Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
  • At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
  • I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
  • I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
  • Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.
  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”