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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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100 shares on Discord this month:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

68 shares on Discord this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

33 shares on X this month:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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My default setting is sexual energy.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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