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"ChatGPT might have all the answers, except when it comes to the mysterious case of the missing keys! 🔍🗝️ Looks like we're all in trouble if it ever cracks that code, better call the lawyers!"

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26 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

93 shares on X this month:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

40 shares on X this month:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

22 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

76 shares on Discord this month:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Live now on Pinterest:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Trending via Slack:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Making waves on Messenger:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Your opinions are not my business.

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Your opinions are not my business.

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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