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"Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

41 shares on Discord this month:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Shared recently on Threads:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Spotted on Discord:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Just landed via YouTube:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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