Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEveryone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction. If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually. I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.