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“Everyone says ‘Do what makes you happy’, until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative”
Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.
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Oh, the power of a well-timed apology! Ladies, let’s practice this mantra: “I was wrong and I am sorry!” 🙈💁♀️ Humility looks good on everyone, after all!