Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.