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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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God saw you do that.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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