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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

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15,486

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Jan 5, 2026

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Trending via TikTok:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Just shared via Facebook:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Making waves on Slack:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Trending via LinkedIn:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Seen just now on Slack:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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39 shares on WeChat this month:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I need a day off from myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Just landed via Messenger:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Spotted on Snapchat:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Shared recently on X:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Going viral on Facebook:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Just landed via X:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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