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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Just landed via X:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Just landed via YouTube:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Spotted on WeChat:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on Telegram:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Just shared via Messenger:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Making waves on WeChat:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Spotted on Instagram:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
6 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Commentary:
"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Spotted on Slack:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Trending via Slack:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Breaking via Discord:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Just landed via Discord:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Going viral on Discord:

My recliner and I go way back.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Just shared via Slack:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Live now on X:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Going viral on TikTok:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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