Wordgag ツ

5 months ago
Share →: Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule, right? Let's open up a whole new world of mongering! 🐟🛒🧀 #MongerEverything"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Commentary:
"Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Commentary:
"Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Commentary:
"Who knew crystal healing could be a contact sport! 😂💎 Just watch out for the crystal bruises! ⚡🧦 #SocksAndStonesMayBreakYourBones"
5 months ago
Share →: Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Commentary:
"Trying to understand why 'colonel' is pronounced like 'kernel' and not 'colon-ell' is like unraveling a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. 🤔🌽 #LinguisticMindbender"
5 months ago
Share →: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤣 It's no surprise that Grok gives off those "I might eat you" vibes. 🍴 Maybe Grok just needs a hug… or maybe a snack. Watch out for that one! 🦖 #GrokTheHungry
5 months ago
Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Commentary:
"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"
5 months ago
Share →: To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems