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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Going viral on Twitch:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Going viral on Slack:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Just shared via Threads:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Spotted on Instagram:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Shared recently on Slack:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Seen just now on Discord:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Seen just now on Slack:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Making waves on TikTok:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Just shared via YouTube:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Spotted on Messenger:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Going viral on Reddit:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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