Funny accomplishment quotes

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I've done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025