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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.
4 weeks ago
Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.
3 months ago
Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
3 months ago
I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
3 months ago
As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.
3 months ago
When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.
3 months ago