Funny accomplishment quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites 🚗🛒. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! 😅 #holidaywoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

  Commentary:
  Wow, that's some impressive bookworm skills you've got there! 📚🐛 Who needs fancy bookmarks when you've got a box of crayons to keep you entertained during those marathon reading sessions? 🖍️😂 Just remember: reading may be easy, but staying within the lines can be a whole different challenge! 😉🌈

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting – when making coffee and moving from the kitchen to the couch qualify as major achievements! 🤣☕️ It's all about setting realistic goals, right? #SundayVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

  Commentary:
  "Being a parent is like being part of a never-ending reality show where you're both the audience and the star 🌟. It's amazing how much a baby can achieve in their first year, and you get a front-row seat for all the action… even at 3 a.m. 😴🤱 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about efficiency! Jesus took the ultimate leap from nativity to crucifixion in record time 🎅🕰️👉⛪️ Who needs procrastination when you've got miraculous time management skills like that? 🤣🙌 #SlayingGoals #JesusSpeedRun"

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