549 Funny activity quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

  Commentary:
  "When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

  Commentary:
  "Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

  Commentary:
  "Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

  Commentary:
  "When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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