Funny advertising quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

  Commentary:
  "Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

  Commentary:
  "If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

  Commentary:
  It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

  Commentary:
  🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🤷‍♀️ #Adception

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

  Commentary:
  Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!

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