Funny quotes age

194 Funny age quotes

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Social media may have been a mistake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025