395 Funny age quotes

• Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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• Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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  1 day ago

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• If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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  1 day ago

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• From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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• And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

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  1 day ago

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• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  4 days ago

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• After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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  1 week ago

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• Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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  1 week ago

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• People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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  1 week ago

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