379 Funny age quotes

• 25 is the new 0 years old.

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  4 days ago

  25, age, birthday, celebration, humor, milestone, new, number, old, youth

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  6 days ago

  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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  1 week ago

  age, asked, beauty, beauty treatment, Botox, cosmetic, cosmetic procedure, doctor, girls, got, humor, i, joke, just, look younger, me, procedure, skincare, treatment, younger, zero

• I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, ball, balls, enough, FIFA, football, humor, joke, kicking, nostalgia, old, remember, soccer, sports

• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, asleep, fall, fall asleep, frisky, humor, movie, movie theater, relationship, theater, where

• I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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  3 weeks ago

  age, beautiful, cost, heat, heating, house, huge, i, mansion, movie, much, think, where, winter

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  3 weeks ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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  3 weeks ago

  age, answering, around, curiosity, door, grow, home, house, humor, i, knocking, sneaking

• I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, age gap, am, gap, humor, i, old, old person, people, perception, person, think, where, young, young person

• I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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  3 weeks ago

  16, 20s, 55, age, age confusion, age paradox, confusion, feeling, feeling old, feeling young, old, paradox, same, time, young

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