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236 Funny age quotes
Funny age quotes are here to prove that getting older doesnβt have to be serious β it can be hilarious! ππ Whether it’s embracing the “over the hill” moments or laughing about the little things that change with age, these quotes remind us that age is just a number… and sometimes, itβs a really funny one! πβ³π
Trending Funny Age Quotes π₯
- My bodyβs check engine light has been on for years.
- I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.
- At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
- Iβm at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as βelderly.β
- You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.
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"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! πββοΈπ€π" -
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"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level πβοΈπ #PassportEnvy" -
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"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! π¦π§ π" -
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ππ "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! ππ" -
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"By 40, Iβll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! πππ€£" -
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"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! πβ³π" -
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"Rise and shine… or should I say βflush and dashβ? ππ½βοΈ" -
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"Welcome to the club! We have cookies, ear trumpets, and a decoder ring for deciphering slow talk! πͺπ£ππ"
Top Funny Age Quotes π₯
- Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.
- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
- Youβre never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.
- Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
- Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.
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