Commentary:
When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle
Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"
Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one day you're feeling invincible, the next, a sneeze becomes a risky maneuver! 🤧💥 Remember to stretch before those sudden sneezes, folks! 🤣 #AgeHitsYouFast"
Commentary:
"Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast! One moment you're on trend and the next you're aging like fine cheese 🧀 Keep up with the times, or you might just find yourself saying 'groovy' next! 🕺😎"
Commentary:
Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸♂️ It's like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
Commentary:
Back in the day, we didn't roast our fools, we just sprinkled a little extra sympathy on them 🤭🤷♂️ After all, it's important to have some compassion for those lacking in the brain department! #ThrowbackThursday #PityParty 🎉
Commentary:
"Who knew that 'liking' could be so exhausting? 🤳😅 Social media: the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall, but it's still considered socializing. 🧱😂 #Oops #MistakesWereMade"
Commentary:
"Wow, kid, I have jeans older than you 👖🕰️! And those jeans definitely have more style and stories to tell than you do! 😜"